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Need To Pwn: Schrödinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker

Why flip a coin when you can spend $30 on something that shows you a dead plastic cat to help you make life-altering decisions?


Staff Intern

One of the hardest decisions we at the NH7 office have to make everyday is, of course, where to get lunch from. It sometimes takes us hours to actually get food and it’s about time we let science decide for us. What is science for if not to make our lunchtimes easier?

The Schrödinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker – or SCEDM for short (not really) – is exactly what people who are too cool to flip coins need. I mean, why flip a coin when you can spend $29.99 (a little under Rs 1500) on something that might show you a dead plastic cat? Don’t need to flip a coin to make that decision.

Dead kitty = No, Live kitty = Yes

Have a look at the video below so you can judge its awesomeness for yourself. Be aware that these are real scientists and should be trusted.

You can buy the Schrödinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker at ThinkGeek. Just remember that while you’re deciding whether to buy the SCEDM or not, you simultaneously have one and don’t have one. Or something like that. Just get it, ok? My brain hurts.

About the Author

Jake is an NH7 staff intern. He enjoys making dubstep music and after his inevitable collaboration with Skrillex, will be nominated for a Grammy.

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