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“Captain Awesome, Need Rock and Metal Mixtape For My Man!”

Lynnea needs a mixtape of CKY/GNR style rock and metal for a thoughtful Christmas present for her man. Is it a bird? Is it a plane. No! It’s Captain Awesome. Duh.


The Awesomest Captain Ever

Captain Awesome’s mission is to save the world, one mixtape at a time.

Dear Captain Awesome,

I’m so desperately in need of your help!

I need a mixtape for a boy (well, a man really… he’s 26) who listens to the likes of CKY (Camp Kill Yourself), GNR (Guns N’ Roses), ’90s rock and metal. Christmas is coming up, and I bought him what he wanted (a PS3 of all things), but I wanted to give him something personal as well. I’ve tried several times, but have no idea where to even start.  Your help would save my attempt at providing him a corny gesture of love this holiday season :)

Thanks!
Lynnea

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Lynnea,

Christmas is awesome isn’t it? It’s the perfect time for expressing your love to people by giving them a thoughtful mixtape filled with angry people who dress funny. Captain Awesome approves.

I always make myself the perfect Christmas playlist for this time of the year. It’s filled with fantastic Christmas songs from rock to dubstep to metal to jazz. It’s basically concentrated awesome in aural form, for the holiday season. In fact, my Christmas mixtape is on repeat for all of December in the elven workshops because Santa thinks it’s that awesome. Also, we’re totally best buds, so he’s a little biased.

Below is a mixtape of awesome CKY/GNR-flavoured rock and metal from all over the world for your man. He’d better get you something awesome for Christmas too.

1. Descendants – ‘When I Get Old’

2. Millencolin – ‘Penguins and Polar Bears’

3. Rancid – ‘Out Of Control’

4. Shihad – ‘My Mind’s Sedate’

5. Sebastian Bach – ‘By Your Side’

6. Poison – ‘Nothin’ But a Good Time’

7. Duff McKagen’s Loaded – ‘Flatline’

8. Indus Creed – ‘Top of the Rock’

9. Army of Anyone – ‘Goodbye’

10. Scott Weiland – ‘Winter Wonderland’

Yours awesomely,
Captain Awesome

Want Captain Awesome to make you a special mixtape? Send him an email with your request!

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Captain Awesome's mission is to save the world, one mixtape at a time. Want Captain Awesome to make you a mixtape? Send him an email - captainawesome at nh7 dot in

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